why would they even call the loyalty pot the ‘loyalty’ pot

are they trying to be some kind of ironic sarcastic sassy little fuckers

because fuck you

wellllll thankyou united for introducing ‘random’ checks on away game tickets this season which means that even if i get 4 or 5 or 6 tickets for each away game, obviously only one which is going to me and the rest are going to my friends, you will not post them to me, i will have to go and pick them up from the ground

i was not planning on going to sunderland this weekend, i gave my two tickets away. but now i have to fucking drive to sunderland ANYWAY TO PICK UP TWO TICKETS TO THE MATCH AND THEN DRIVE ALL THE WAY FUCKING HOME

WITHOUT GOING TO THE MATCH

oh oh and if i dont go and pick up the tickets, im out of the loyalty pot. nice one. top. cheers. had a season ticket for 18 years and been in the loyalty pot for over 10 years but yeah, how fucking dare i not be able to go to an away game as im on holiday and instead give my ticket to someone else, not like every single person gets tickets off someone else every week anyway is it?

i fucking hate you and your entire mockery system of a football club

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

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andermufc:

revoluti0n-ary:

andermufc:

I fucking love when chelsea fans say shit like โ€œlolz you spent 27mil on fellaini you cuntsโ€
Its like hello?? You spent 50mil on TORRES, who is the real loser now??!

They also spent 30m on Shevchenko, more than Fellaini, and look how that turned outโ€ฆ

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they sold fucking david luiz for 50 million

i mean thats a stroke of genius

andermufc:


Juan, Dave, and Ander with a fan

NOT FUCKING FAIR

i think they are at gusto in cheadle/alderly edge
seen as thats where they live, buttttt ive been there :( why cant they be there when im there
humphhh

andermufc:

Juan, Dave, and Ander with a fan

NOT FUCKING FAIR

i think they are at gusto in cheadle/alderly edge

seen as thats where they live, buttttt ive been there :( why cant they be there when im there

humphhh

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nani has only gone on loan?

ffs ed

Anonymous said: ITV have got it a bit mixed up. The Ice Bucket challenge started in the states last year by Pete Frates, as a campaign to raise awareness for the ALS Association. In Britain, the money goes to Macmillan instead. James McCarthy was diagnosed with the return of a previous tumor this June and set up his own foundation to raise money for his bucket list, & MUFC players have been doing the challenge specifically for his foundation, which is amazing. Just a little clarification :)

I know, james is one of my boyfriends friends

but the footballers were doing it for him, not too sure about the beckham one today. But i know ronaldo did it for him, which is probably the best thing that could have happened seeing that meeting ronaldo was on his bucket list.ย 

did we just

sign someone